Stunned

June 07, 2006
David Bowie's teeth


How Bowie made it out of the Great British Book of Smiles. Fascinating as this is it also helps explain his fall from greatness. Obviously the quality of his music is inversely proportional to the quality of his teeth which leads me to believe that his talent was in his teeth. However, my wife believes that his ex wife Angie is the catalyst for all his good music - his early albums sucked, he married Angie around Hunky Dory his first good album and split with her around scary monsters his last good album - another pretty convincing theory but one weakened I think by the strong teeth evidence and don't even get me started on the hair... Yes, the collapse in Bowie's talent is a not infrequent topic of conversation in our home.

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Posted by stunned to culture at June 07, 2006 02:22 PM
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