Ah it's that time of the year again when all the searches for Christmas Sucks start, so here it is again Tom Waits & Peter Murphy Christmas Sucks ( direct MP3 link)

Note: The song is actually by Porn Orchard and the Opal Foxx Quartet for a 1993 compilation by the Athens, GA magazine, Flagpole's "The Mother of All Flagpole Christmas Albums". With Curtiss Pernice as Tom Waits and Ted Hafer as Peter Murphy (of Bauhaus) but hey sounds like Tom Waits and that's good enough for me.