From the outsourced critics project Claude Closky tackles the Armory show catalogue

The Armory Show 2006 catalogue

On the cover, I like the beautiful teeth.
On page 1, I like the ring.
On page 2, I like the nail polish.
On page 3, I like the volleyball net.
On page 4, I don't like the wrinkles.
On page 5, I like the spray paint.
On page 6, I like the thick spray paint.
On page 7, I don't like the pillow.
On page 8, I don't like the sunglasses.
On page 9, the horns frighten me.
On page 10, the flowers make me feel better.

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